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In the pursuit of wellness, the following programs have satisfied the higher level thoughts and global direction of the Omnipratika Project. The board of directors considered certain basic needs, health and nutrition needs, happiness and longevity and has approved the programs on this page.
Let us begin with the home. You then know why you should join these programs.
To a bird, the nest is a fortified castle. To a man, a happy home is a fortified....?
Oh! why do caged birds sing? To be happy of course. Music makes you happy. When you are happy, you tend to forget sorrows. A sound mortgage and a perfumed, fortified marble cast--le with central music and Jacuzzi? Heaven should be around you. WAO!! Create your home theater. Order now.
With good food; so, you would rather pay the cook than.....
But health is wealth and a sound mind is necessary for a sound body...know your options.
and just a little wine is surely good for your body and soul....
You should remember fruits and tasty vegetables were the first food of early man. He did not know about fire and did not cook.... Go for fruits at Mission Orchards. Add a few years to your sojourn on earth. Learn More.
With affordable mortgage program in your perfumed, marble cast--le and food, next is money plans. Wealth will follow. A good home business should start with money, yes. But you must be able to communicate your thoughts, plans etc. Let A1 Wireless do that for you. They have the means to do the talk. They give FREE Camera Phones!
I vouch for their rating. If you proved me wrong, call the FBI, KGB, London Police or the Internet Lion. If they don't answer you or they are doing "smesme," call EFCC Nigeria.
Omnipratika has a forex trading program where you could learn and pay later. There is nothing like free lunch, we would have offered it. If you find any get in touch and we'd show you the hook, line and sinker. Don't take it. Come here, learn and pay later. Let us show you award winning methods. You don't beg for awards and they don't dash it out. To arrive omnipratika forex project, please take the next concord flight.
We can now do money talks - Western Union is world class money transfer expert. They will transfer money to any where, even when you think it is impossible. Because the Omnipratika Project is about money, wealth, longevity...., there is a need to know how to do legitimate transfers.
Over 12 million users worldwide cannot be wrong. Do not turn right and do not turn left. Go straight to WU and do big bizness. start generating some money now.
If you haven't started making money, it isn't because the money is not there. As a consultant with over 35 years work experience, 16 of which was spent on 10 different aircrafts as a pilot, a host of seasoned colleagues working with me in 5 continents, I could show you risk appetite building strategies but you must ask for it. View my web site. So you know where I am coming from and where 'am going.
You can now start to enjoy the good things of life. You should also ensure good fragrance all the time. 3,500 Fragrances will do just that. It's good for the body and home.
But not before a keep fit plan. We want a sound mind in a healthy body. Remember? Health is wealth. At 60, it's top priority for me.
Fujitsu is a brand name to trust and soon you will join the Information & Communication Tech community if you have not yet done so. What is Fujitsu? A brand name in 'musicality.'
Food, shelter and clothing must go together. We have registered the first two. Get good and affordable clothing @ Fredrick's. Those who did, told me they get good buys each time they visit Fredrick's. Its never happy to say goodbye when you are leaving Fredrick's 'am told.
Beauty is skin deep. Check it out here.
Everything that you need to run the home at Macy's .
After which you need a holiday? Plan for it and execute it here. Visit beautiful beaches, exotic parks and fantastic resorts with fascinating, awe inspiring ancient architecture. They are great delight for the soul.
Cell phone accessories here with discount savings. Visit Cellular factory and see innovations.
Learn the Information Tech stuff here quicker than you thought was possible. U cannot do without a little of it on the info super highway. In a knowledge economy, you need it.
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Phone call - Grrrim.....Grrrrim......Griimmm. Roses? Yap. For all seasons? Yap. Makes love to blossom? Yap. 'What can I do for you?' I want some roses. 'Great!' [The line went off!]
[Connected] I need regular supply of roses. Hello, Hello, Hello, Roses.com? More roses please. I am calling from Nigeria. My wife and I are converting the armory in my house to a real kitchen. Yap. 'I thought as much.'
I want to use e-Gold. I don't have a Credit Card. O.K.? 'Don't have credit card?' Yes. But we have it [gold] brekete for Ilesa Osun State and Sokoto. 'Gold?' Yes. 'We don't accept e-gold. We take Pay Pal, MasterCard, Dinar...' What! paper? how come paper? Ok, we have it plenty at Iwopin paper factory. Great, I can take you for lunch after all of these. 'That will be fine.' We can discus the finer details at lunch. How do you use the paper!? O dear. [laments] The line/reception is bad. This rose will cause me wahala o. Na Consultants without Borders recommend that roses will cause madam to be more ..loving. My phone credit is running low. Thank you...... So long.
Cheers,
Hello, please confirm is that Marriage Renewal Center, International, (MAREC) Lagos? 'MAREC yes, can I help you?' Do you have roses in your flower store? 'Yes.' Please send me a bunch as per your Ads on the Internet. DHL by the next available to my cousin in the U.S. I will give you his address after this call. He is renewing his marriage somewhere in Atalata,(sic) Georgia. Thanx a bullion.
All our children are in the cities. Old people can't feed themselves again.......Our consultant on coop matters was going to reverse rural urban migration in his coop model......
Yes, he was in touch but we had to direct him to Cooperative Federation of Nigeria about 10 years ago. So, what happened?
I need roses now because our neighbor's son in Atlanta sent a beautiful one just yesterday. When my wife saw it, she demanded her own. It even resulted in a big war. I thank God it wasn't near her armory (Kitchen). We settled it with another war in the bedroom (smiling). You know what I mean? That battle where every party comes out smiling.
Take care, I must stop now. My cell phone has started the recorded low credit warning. The message put fear in my mind when it starts........'That was a wrong input. Your call has been terminated!' Oh dear! I must call this guy again (desperate).
COPAC again? Yes please. I was a delegate from Katsina in July 2000 and I want to contribute to the discussion you were having with my colleague from Minna. I understand that there are many nets on the Internet and in fac (sic), I learnt that was how it got its name.
Could you please use the most powerful net to look for him?
Who is this you want? Nat(sic) as if he is a wanted man.
*The man strikes me as a humble person. You know the engine of cooperative development is trust, discipline, orderliness......Our Consultant without Borders just strike me like a honest person and with his humility, he could help us with our rural telephone, food chain and networks which he spoke about so strongly and passionately during our Minna workshop of em... em.... I think Jun 29 to Jul 01, 2000. You can even tell our President that we talk to you much easily now with cellular. But five Naira per minute would be better. I coud (sic) talk with you more often.
'Okay we'll do.' (You see, at COPAC they do economy of the talk).
* The rural people still want a network of their coop organizations in Nigeria 10 years after it was muted!
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A network of 10 million people trying to do something may earn something.
A network of 10 million people doing something could earn something.
A network of 10 million people doing something knowledge based, must earn something.
A network of 10 million people doing nothing, will earn nothing.
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